So I was hanging out with Alex on Friday night into Saturday morning. We were both kinda hungry and figured the only place open at 2am was Denny’s. I head down to Augusta. No traffic on the road, yet it seemed every light decided to change to red. Honestly, who the fuck stops for red lights at 2am with no traffic on the road. Fuck that, ran every light. Got the grandslam at Denny’s. I remember why I don’t eat pancakes, scrambled eggs, and hashbrowns. I almost threw up.
Got home at 4am for the fucking win. Alex had it worse cuz he had to get up at 9am to drive back to college. Then I realized I hadn’t put my bedsheets in the dryer before I left that night and had no sheets to sleep on. So I just waited for a couple hours for them to dry and then went to sleep.

Do you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear device?!?!!!!